Last updated: 11th August 2007 - no news from last five years. Check back regularly.
| Name | Reason/Notes |
| Evil Steve | THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL. Here are just a few of his crimes. 1) Hosting the Two Hours Of Doom (otherwise known as the Evilling Session). 2) Saying 'Er' more times in half an hour than the entire human race throughout history. 3) Impersonating Andi Peters from CBBC's The Broom Cupboard. This is just a sample of the chaos and suffering Evil Steve has brought to the world. For more (well, not a lot more if truth be told) on Evil Steve, visit his sub-page which is secretly linked to from this page (it's ever so well hidden). |
| Not Particularly Nice Hollie | Not much, because she only lied a bit. More of an unintentional misleading. |
| The Spoon Demon of Hell | Not for lying but for having spoons as arms. |
| Nasty Ting the Bastard | Only do bad stuff to him on a Tuesday. |
| Deceptive Carl the Normal Looking Person | For, against all evidence, having spoons for arms. |
| Mildly Alarming Dave Pearce/Your Actual/Dangerous Dave Pearce/The Gap-Toothed Gypsy/Dave "Baseball Cap" Pearce/The Man With The Plan Dave Pearce/The Man With No Name | For the combination of playing a Westlife song and constantly advising listeners to remain tuned for the Evilling Session, and for having too many names. |
| Mr. Evil Lying Giving Men a Bad Name Carpet Salesman | For using the same damned excuse continually. |
| LeAnn Doesn’t Rhyme | For having a deceptive name and for claiming that one can’t fight the moonlight when, in fact, the moonlight is fought on a regular basis. She also got married recently |
| Samantha "I'm Not Particularly Good" Mumba | For having no reason to go on the list. |
| William Shakespeare, the Great Big Mad Burning Drugged Up Non-Talking-Properly Playwright Man | For sounding like he’s four hundred years old, not updating his plays and for being manager of Westlife. |
| Andrew "Teaspoon" Gillies | For a) spelling physics "fysix", b) having a pointless nickname which I just made up for no reason, and c) having a surname I don’t know how to spell. |
| Lara Ashcroft: Verve Raider | For purposefully bumping into endangered spicies in caves with no concern for their wellbeing. |
| Radio Alarm Clock Head | For stealing Richard's hilarious idea and pretending that it's theirs when it so clearly isn't. |
| The Ronan Empire | For a) Writing some of finest works in literature, b) Destroying the theme park industry by recommending life as an alternative to park attractions and c) Being an international drug dealer. |
| Artificially Intelligent Aimee | For being stupid enough to actually want to be on The List and for naming her dog Jinx. |
| Brave Sir Richard | For creating The List and putting people on it for stupid reasons and for making so much sense it just confuses people. |
| Noticably Less Than Claire | For creating The List and putting people on it for stupid reasons and for pretending to live on Earth when he actually lives on Mars. |
| Clams: The bane of all life on this planet and the cause of the downfall of society | For having no ears and having spoons for arms. |
| Notorius P.O.P.E. | For being spiratual leader to millions of people and for being a nu metal icon. |
| Emergency Medical Aid Vehicle Operator | For remorselessly damaging falling objects, some of which appear to be supernatural. |
| John McClane: The Xenophobe From Die Hard | For consistantly killing harmless tourists with a mild interest in international drug trade, mass hostage taking, etc. (Note: Go right up here. Go left up here. Bad idea, bad idea.) |
| Henry. Just Henry. Aka Frank Sinatra. | For not naming his pet, hencethusforthly making him look stupid (in a similar manner to the word I just made up) in front of much better animals such as Chris Rabbit. |
| Play-and-Sado-Masochism Bus of Pain, Death and Fun | For encouraging satanism, sounding like both a plan and a flan, and being an aggressive shade of blue. |
| Inherently Satanic Penguins | For becoming sensationally famous as singers when clearly their destiny was to be a truck driver and for continuing to drink 'Sunny D' even after they'd signed a petition at school which hoped to lead to it's extermination. The petition was a faliure and it's all their fault. For more information, contact your local 'Sunny D' representative. Contact details can be found in the phone book. |
| Norfolk, spawn of the handgrenade, the pumpkin, and other such festive decorations | Because we said so. |
